Flippas, Floppas, MotherFrockers, what the heck's happening with Website Flipping?
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, June 1st, 2010 at 10:16 AM (14368 Views)
Ian and Amy, a couple who build templates for sale on Flippa and teach others to build/sell templates, started it off with a post asking if Flippa is losing it. The post seems to have struck a chord with their readers and ended up becoming the blog's most popular post ever attracting a lot of commenting action in the bargain.
flipfilter from these forums and the flipfilter.com site then asks on his blog if this is the end of the honeymoon for Flippa. Honeymoon? Damn, was there a wedding? That blows my theory of a paid hooker right out of the swamp. Anyhow, it looks like that could become his most popular post. And these somebody-broked-Flippa posts are spreading with a vigour that's giving swine flu a complex.
Why all the fuss?
It appears that people who jumped on this bandwagon of creating templates and hawking them on Flippa - with or without background accompaniment of rose-tinted hype, eye watering coloured highlights and reciprocal mastabation compliments - are finding that the bandwagon may not have passed its last annual road fitness test. The roof's a bit leaky, the engine splutters and the exhaust is dragging on the road.
And those are the good bits.
The bad news is that the wheels were secured with a bit of blue tack and are now, apparently, in the process of going their independent ways. This is great for the wheels, but not so good for the rest of the vehicle and all those starry-eyed site-flipping types who tied their flags to the mast.
The dealers - a firm in Australia - wash their greasy car-mechanic hands of the problem. "It was sold 'as seen', gov".
And they have a point. They didn't build the bandwagon, or at least nobody can prove they built the bandwagon. They simply owned the forecourt.
Background
The story starts with the Flippas - people selling templates or startup websites i.e. a useful service for those looking to get into a new online business. Unfortunately, most people aren't. Which ain't no good for the Flippas as they didn't want just to sell the odd site, they wanted to make a living out of it. They needed more buyers or Suckas.
Fortunately for them, the dealer duly stepped forward to drum up more buyers and called in a cheerleader, or Clappa, to go around telling everyone how it didn't matter if they didn't know anything about making money from websites, it's pretty easy. The Clappa even jumped in and bought a site himself. See? Piece of Cake. (He never got around to telling the Suckas that this site, like most of the sites they're going to be buying, was destined to just end up not worth the time and effort to promote and monetise).
But the Clappa was a nice bloke. He joined our forums and others to get a feel for the market. He forged partnership deals with the firm of Dale, Anderson and Assorted Flippas to attract more Suckas. He spent considerable time spreading any information that he felt would attract Suckas and get them to pay a higher price - like his "novel" idea that the value of a non-earning site can be approximated by seeing how much the site's traffic would cost in Adwords.
But it did mean more Suckas. That made the Flippas happy. There were so many buyers that the Flippas could become Flappas and supplement their income by charging to teach others to make and sell startup sites.
Small flaw: There just weren't quite that many Suckas. If Flippas and Flappas and assorted Slappas are all building starter sites you're soon going to have too many starter sites. Duh!
As for the forecourt that used to stock Bentleys, Jaguars and Ferraris - it still sported Bentleys, Jaguars and Ferraris, but these were now all re-badged Ladas.
Both buyers and sellers began to realise that. Sellers who had real Bentleys and Jaguars started telling the Clappa (here and here, for example) that they didn't want their premium motors in his Lada forecourt. And most others just stayed away or found Bentley and Jaguar forecourts to sell their cherished prizes.
Quote from here:
The Clappa's forecourt started looking a bit samey: lots and lots of different colours, but all essentially the same car.Thanks Luke. I think that my aversion to Flippa comes from some of the people that are so heavily pushing it. Not you, I hasten to add. And that group of people are advocating the sort of domain buying tactics that make my skin crawl. Building websites quickly, just to flip them and make a quick buck. When in reality those quickly built sites are absolutely worthless. In terms of traffic and reputation
The unthinkable started to happen: The startup sites were not selling!
So the Flappas came up with solutions to turbo charge the selling. They preached the gospel of Blood From Stone. It included chapters on when to list, the best kind of starting price, how to highlight the bejeesus out of the listing, how to get a mate to drop a friendly question in the comments. And some Flippas came up with a trick or two themselves. They discovered shill bidding, creating multiple accounts to get around being banned, bidding on their competitors' auctions and doing a runner and other very clever stuff. These guys should run the country. OK, maybe not this one, we've already screwed the UK up.
But there are good Flappas as well who encouraged Flippas to add more value, age the site, do some SEO, make it genuinely more useful to the buyers.
Improving the sales technique was a brilliant solution for both good and bad Flippas, brilliant in a sticking plaster kinda way. It didn't change the basic problem of course: a sharp increase in the number of Flippas without a corresponding increase in the number of Suckas. What price the new techniques of polishing cars on your forecourt, valeting them, making them smell nice? Without enough Suckas you might as well spend your time picking your nose with the dip stick and using the proceeds to lubricate the axle.
Today good and bad Flippas and Flappas are all discovering more and more often that they list a site and pay their fees but the site doesn't sell. When that happens they lose money. Some are pointing the finger at the forecourt and complaining that it's not attracting enough buyers/the right type of buyers. Others are blaming each other. Flippas and Flappas all think that the Clappa needs to get more strict with listings/less strict with listings/ improve his customer service. The good Flippas are blaming the bad Flippas for ruining the market. The bad Flippas are blaming the good Flippas for ruining the market. It's only a matter of time before someone blames the bad weather ...or North Korea.
What's tragic is that in unison they are all turning their gaze away from the elephant in the room: It's not about "convincing" someone to buy your starter site, the long term money is in creating genuinely useful sites that generate a profit. It's not about putting something together that'll convince others that they can make a profit, it's about actually demonstrating that the site can make a profit. And that takes time. Not a few days or weeks but years.
Sigh. Fat chance. Maybe I should paint the elephant a bright shade of pink. Oh, yeah, and daub it with lurid green highlights.
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