Uranium Ore for sale. Not available for shipping to N. Korea, Iran, the IRA

**Clinton** · July 16th, 2010, 07:06 AM

Amazon has this great item

Uranium Ore

It's apparently low level radioactivity material used for certain testing purposes and all completely legal. But what's interesting are the reviews.

I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.

So glad I don't have to buy this from Libyans in parking lots at the mall anymore.

Mixed a bit in with the wife's Olay products facial creme. Her complexion is more radiant than ever!!

This stuff sounds great. I will be sending some as a gift to the guy who lets known child molesters frequent his so-called "family friendly" website

Gift packaging available. Place your Christmas orders now to avoid the rush. Anyone you'd like to send this present to?

**hooperman** · July 16th, 2010, 08:23 AM

LOL - I love the one that starts

Ok for cleaning teeth, not so great for killing ants..

**Clinton** · July 16th, 2010, 08:45 AM

If you liked that you'll like the Meat Section and the Fresh Whole Rabbit

I'll keep this short and sweet. We ordered one of these rabbits for our children this Easter and boy what a surprise. It is NOT a living rabbit. Someone has killed this rabbit and skinned it, I suppose for eating. Anyway, our children were traumatized and Easter is not the same holiday that it used to be for us. On the upside, we don't have to fill their Easter baskets anymore as we told them the Easter bunny was killed by Amazon.