One day a young bride of Madras
Felt somewhat reducéd in class
When her neat derriere
Was comparéd somewhere
To Jennifer Aniston's ass
"So what" said the maiden, dismayed,
"Makes the Aniston feature displayed
"So much better than mine -
Is it built up with pine?
Or perhaps it is nicely inlaid?"
Quoth her husband, a master of spin,
"It's naturally shaped, though she's thin -
Whereas yours, m'dear, looks
Like a couple of books,
Her's resembles two nice mandolins".
But not to let chance pass away
He afterwards went on to say
"Doesn't matter, my dear,
She is there and you're here -
I don't want her, and you're here to stay".
"That's unlikely" she said, feeling blue
"Even if your kind comments are true,
After all that you've said
I'll be sharing my bed
With a cuddly teddy, not you".