That newspaper was a goldmine of funny stories. They weren't intended to be funny - they were just reporting the local news. Here's another one.
A Japanese tourist hires a prostitute and pays her THB 1,000. He showered after their "romp" and discovered that the girl had left - along with THB 100,000 from his suitcase. Police are exploring bars in the area searching for a prostitute named Meow.