
Originally Posted by
crabfoot
I had a good idea once, a stroke of genius, caused by somebody else discontinuing a product which was intended to provide supplementary minerals for cows.
I invented a type of cement, which could be impregnated with minerals, and placed inside a cow to release those minerals slowly, over a period of years.
I told the MD about it - he gave me a great big heap of earache about my stupid idea for about ten minutes. After a couple of hours in which he thought about it, he came back to me and apologised for being so harsh. A fine idea, he said, but the company did not have the technology to exploit it, and I should think about what could be done with the existing equipment that we had to hand.
A wee bit further along the line, I got a telephone call from some optimist at the Laboratory of the Government Chemist. They had been told that they had to become self-sufficient. He was looking to sell me services that I didn't need, and asking for any "free ideas" that I might have. So - I told him there was nothing they were offering that I needed, then I told him about my cement, complete with experimental details about how I made it, and why I knew it was a viable product.
He wrote me a letter of thanks, which I recall discarding about 20-odd years ago thinking "fine lot of good that's done for me".
Meantime, it appears that my idea was the only one the LGC got which was worth pursuing. They worked on it, and have dozens (literally) of patented applications that use it, for a plethora of situations. For example, if you have prostate cancer, you get a bolus of crabby's cement stuffed inside you every four years to slow-release the drug you need.
It makes me feel good that my idea was used for the public benefit, was useful to the world in general, and kept the LGC going as an entity that does research which can help us all.
What narks me is that I threw that letter of thanks away - I have no proof that the bolus cement was my idea. I got a couple of "friends" to make informal enquiries on my behalf about 25 years ago, they were told that nobody around knew where the original idea came from.
That thing was a big idea. A new drug form. Think about it - you get tablets, capsules, injections, ointments, suppositories, syrups and powders, mostly. Other forms have come and gone in the last century. Some bright spark invented "cachets" - drugs enclosed in rice paper. That was the way they made those sherbet-filled "flying saucers" that some of you bought as kids (because there had to be a use for the old machines).
I can live with the fact that I gave my best idea of a lifetime to the nation. I just wish I had known it was my best idea ever, before I did that.
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