Traffic is still low and not currently growing. Twitter has proved a little disappointing, I'm actually losing followers, perhaps they don't get that the site is ironic and take it at face value, I've had that problem before. I'm still in the 'building content' phase and when I feel the amount of recent content is sufficient I'll start looking for bloggers to engage with. The bounce rate has dropped 10% since I moved the navigation and people are spending an average of 5 minutes onsite, that's not too bad.
I've started getting the occasional spam comment, awesome! That means people are finding the site.
If at this point anyone is thinking 'jeez, this idiot has no idea what he's doing', please feel free to chip in with advice!